Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Who Is "John Ass" ?



The Drunken Peasants have managed to offend people across the map

- or so it seems . . .

A new patron has stepped forward, known only as John Ass, and donated a total of $30,000 to the Drunken Peasants Podcast - a very hard to believe idea.

Tj, Ben, and sometimes Scotty have apparently tickled his fancy.  After the first installment of $10,000, John participated on the podcast via Skype with his true identity concealed and the Peasants absolutely drunk with booze and happiness.  After the second installment of $20,000, John traveled all the way to Ohio to meet the Peasants and participate live on the podcast.

The podcast is low key enough not to draw unwanted speculation, especially about how John Ass came to his pretty purse, but consider us intrigued. 

Probably with the money he originally gave them - the Peasants ensured John was exceedingly wasted, hostile, and primed for filthy, cringe-worthy political commentary during the live show.  It was pretty bad ass.

Although, no one but the Peasants seems to know who John Ass really is or why he gave so much money to them in the first place, only this much is certain - he definitely has a thing for fat, middle aged geeks. 



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