Wednesday, August 19, 2015

True Story - My Muslim Husband

Earlier this week me and my husband somehow came across Islamic exorcism videos on Youtube. Mind you - he's extremely spiritual and superstitious.  He confesses to me that he tried to perform an exorcism on me?! He claims he thought I was possessed by an Islamic version of demons called Jin all because I twitched and kicked in my sleep.  Seriously.  He put his hand on my forehead and recited a passage from the Quran, but figured I wasn't possessed because I didn't start convulsing or any weird demon crap.  My husband - the exorcist!

 

Friday, August 14, 2015

This Guy Needs A Medal - or A Parade

Amazing Humanity   

A serious must-read.  The article can be reached through the link above or copy/past the http into your browser.

 http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/greek-mayor-hands-out-aid-as-kos-sets-up-floating-migrant-centre/article25977221/

Wise Words

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.
- Stephan Hawking


Monday, August 10, 2015

A Quip Of Witticism



If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw


Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Who Is "John Ass" ?



The Drunken Peasants have managed to offend people across the map

- or so it seems . . .

A new patron has stepped forward, known only as John Ass, and donated a total of $30,000 to the Drunken Peasants Podcast - a very hard to believe idea.

Tj, Ben, and sometimes Scotty have apparently tickled his fancy.  After the first installment of $10,000, John participated on the podcast via Skype with his true identity concealed and the Peasants absolutely drunk with booze and happiness.  After the second installment of $20,000, John traveled all the way to Ohio to meet the Peasants and participate live on the podcast.

The podcast is low key enough not to draw unwanted speculation, especially about how John Ass came to his pretty purse, but consider us intrigued. 

Probably with the money he originally gave them - the Peasants ensured John was exceedingly wasted, hostile, and primed for filthy, cringe-worthy political commentary during the live show.  It was pretty bad ass.

Although, no one but the Peasants seems to know who John Ass really is or why he gave so much money to them in the first place, only this much is certain - he definitely has a thing for fat, middle aged geeks. 



New Go Fund Me Campaign - Immigration fees are the dark side of our marriage

It bothers me to make my problems public, but I'm struggling to save enough money to pay my marriage immigration fees.  I need to find $1,081.00 ASAP in order to get work authorization for my husband - also allowing him to travel freely between the USA and Algeria since his father is very sick at this time.  It doesn't let us enjoy marriage with a dark cloud of money doom and gloom hanging over our heads every day.  This is supposed to be our Honeymoon period, but this time is spent with us separated  - me at work 7 days a week, and him (illegally) working nights.  There are worse things going on in the world, but my husband is my world and if he's not "legal" soon we will be facing some serious consequences. 

Please check out my gofundme page at least.  Any little bit if help would be AWESOME!

gofundme.com/f4d33a2k