I have a confession to make and I do not take it likely. I am ashamed to admit that when I am sad or feeling bad about myself there is a little trick I know that makes me laugh and forget all my woes - peopleofwalmart.com
The title says it all; people in wal-mart.
For you lucky bastards outside the USA Wal-Mart is one of the largest companies in the world - a retail giant that sells everything from toilet paper to organic bananas and these "super" stores grow like weeds across the continent, inadvertently attracting the unsightly, socially brain dead cave-dwellers of America's rustic areas.
Allow me to show you what I mean:
This is a real person at a real Wal-Mart who decided for some unknown reason that it was perfectly appropriate to walk out of her house with her pants literally falling off her ass.
What is so stress-relieving? For me is looking at this picture after a difficult day and realizing I could have acted like an idiot and felt uncomfortable in my skin but nothing I did compares to the ridiculousness of this picture, and there are so many more like this!! Every picture is a new kind of bizarre that truly baffles, yet, entertains me.
You never know what you will see at Wal-Mart and I know from first hand experience. Vancouver, WA has an astounding 7 Wal-Mart stores for our meager 300,000 people. I don't know what it is with Wal-Mart, but it seems to attract the strangest people, cars, and contraptions. It is an underrated phenomenon.
You have the strangest cars
Very confused transvestites
Back boobs! Oh the back boobs!
And ACCIDENTS will happen at Wal-Mart
Completely inappropriate in general
Disturbing right?
And fortunately all these people are very far away, yet still too close for comfort.
So when you're having a bad day and nothing seems to be going right - remember The People Of Walmart!!
That is all
~ Chelsea
The title says it all; people in wal-mart.
For you lucky bastards outside the USA Wal-Mart is one of the largest companies in the world - a retail giant that sells everything from toilet paper to organic bananas and these "super" stores grow like weeds across the continent, inadvertently attracting the unsightly, socially brain dead cave-dwellers of America's rustic areas.
Allow me to show you what I mean:
This is a real person at a real Wal-Mart who decided for some unknown reason that it was perfectly appropriate to walk out of her house with her pants literally falling off her ass.
What is so stress-relieving? For me is looking at this picture after a difficult day and realizing I could have acted like an idiot and felt uncomfortable in my skin but nothing I did compares to the ridiculousness of this picture, and there are so many more like this!! Every picture is a new kind of bizarre that truly baffles, yet, entertains me.
You never know what you will see at Wal-Mart and I know from first hand experience. Vancouver, WA has an astounding 7 Wal-Mart stores for our meager 300,000 people. I don't know what it is with Wal-Mart, but it seems to attract the strangest people, cars, and contraptions. It is an underrated phenomenon.
You have the strangest cars
Very confused transvestites
Back boobs! Oh the back boobs!
And ACCIDENTS will happen at Wal-Mart
Completely inappropriate in general
Disturbing right?
And fortunately all these people are very far away, yet still too close for comfort.
So when you're having a bad day and nothing seems to be going right - remember The People Of Walmart!!
That is all
~ Chelsea
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