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Because This Is The Story Of Life

What we're advertised isn't always what we get.  Read the article below to check out some poor unsuspecting sobs who didn't get what they paid for.  Courtesy of Buzzfeed. 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/bad-food-lol?utm_term=.lq099q5zmp

Trump And The Race To Out-Do One Another

All Hail President Trump -

Actually, no, let's pray and hope that is not what happens November 2016.  For those of you confused and alarmed by Donald Trump's uncanny ascension to Republican Nominee I'll break it down for you in a few simple explanations. 

1. And, the most important reason of all, Republicans and Democrats (Conservatives and Liberals) are at odds with each other and will do everything possible to be more powerful than the other.  This means that Republicans and Democrats will elect anyone who they think can win over the other.

2. Trump's Rhetoric
Americans on average have a fifth grade reading level, which can otherwise be translated into a very low comprehension of dialogue, etc.  Trump also has a low reading level.  Everyone with a 10 year old's comprehension understands him.

3.  Haters Gonna Hate
In addition to the low literacy level of his rhetoric, it's also hateful.  Sans diplomacy, Trump is appealing to a violent, hateful population that previously has been ignored by politicians.

4. No History
 Donald trump has never been a politician, which means he doesn't have a voting record so no one actually knows the extent of his his political beliefs.  It makes his actions unpredictable.  Aside from his political success in an otherwise nonexistent political career, without a voting record he has no voting controversies that are usually front and center for any normal political nominee.

5. Business as usual
Trump was born wealthy and has since become exceedingly more wealthy, but his business practices are up for debate, but not here.  He appeals to many supports because he has a business track record

Please don't vote for this guy

~Chelsea  

I'm Back Bitches!!

It's been almost a year since I last posted, which I will attribute to the "life" aspect of this blog getting waaay out of control.  I've simply had no time.  Recently, I lost my job thanks to some assholes at the Hospital From Hell so my schedule just freed up!

Lucky for you guys I intend to follow the Drunken Peasants, especially as they come to my neck of the woods - Seattle - for a meetup with fans, although; by 'neck of the woods' I actually four hours north of me.  That should be very interesting. 

Also, I will devotedly post more "A Quip of Witticism" on a more regular basis and post articles that seemingly portray the atmosphere of cultural changes affecting life.  Lists will be posted for your amusement as those seem to be popular.

For your consideration -  please comment or share any posts you find absurd or intriguing.  You can't hurt my feelings; I have a Muslim husband who likes to criticize as frequently as he breathes - with that being said I encourage comments.  Plus, they are fun to read.

Lastly, I will post more personal items, particularly about my husband who can be amusingly neurotic, but who isn't these day?!  

Enjoy!  

~Chelsea